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DRAMA IS LIFE WITH THE DULL BITS CUT OUT.

FANCASTING A MODERN DAY HITHCOCK MOVIE
The Players

January Jones appears as…the Quintessential Hitchcock Heroine.
Rosamund Pike appears as…her Evil Sister with Additional Eyeliner.
Sean Bean appears as…the Murder Victim who Kicks Off the Plot.
Idris Elba appears as…the modern day Cary Grant.
Alfie Allen appears as…Norman Bates.
Lana Parrilla appears as…The Older Lady with A Secret.
Polly Walker appears as…Someone’s Homicidal Mother.
Jean Dujardin appears as…the Detective with a Drinking Problem.
Eva Green appears as…the Femme Fatale from Out of Town. 

Source:sunneinsplendour
tagged   SEAN BEAN'S ROLE OH MY GOD    Harry Lloyd would make a good Norman Bates type tho but ok    Idris is perfect    fake movies  
via  fearisforthewinter  (originally  sunneinsplendour)
3 months ago on 29 February 2012 @ 4:58pm 202 notes
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    LOVE THIS… I love AUs in general.
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    Someone please make this movie happen. Especially the Idris Elba in Cary Grant role part.
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