a show about Betty Draper and Marnie Madden judging their husbands and being awesome.
that’s it, that’s the idea of your new favourite show.
their husbands are their sidekicks. there’s a whole episode where they learn how to cook. watching Marnie’s show. Don marvels at Marnie’s accent and the fact that he’s somehow watching ITV (technology, omg!). Hector bakes a cake and eats it by himself desperately trying to make himself feel better. They watch cartoons together with the Draper kids.
the doorbell rings.
enter Betty and Marnie.
“What’s for dinner, honey?”
Don begins to weep silently. He forgot about the oven.

Who: Dasha. 24. Moscow. Trollicious and chavtastic. The original female musketeer. The Social Swan. The Snow Queen.